About the song
In the rich tapestry of country music, few duos have achieved the enduring charm and success of Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty. Their 1978 hit, “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly,” is a delightful example of their remarkable synergy and shared sense of humor. This track, featured on their album *Honky Tonk Heroes*, captures the essence of their collaborative magic—combining wit, relatability, and classic country sounds.
Loretta Lynn, hailed as the “Coal Miner’s Daughter,” and Conway Twitty, originally a rock-and-roll singer turned country star, began their fruitful partnership in the early 1970s. Both were already formidable solo artists: Lynn with her poignant storytelling and Twitty with his smooth, versatile voice. Together, they created a series of duets that resonated deeply with fans, blending their individual talents into a harmonious whole.
“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” was penned by the talented songwriters L.E. White and Lola Jean Dillon. The song humorously explores the playful banter between a married couple, each blaming the other’s unattractive traits for their children’s looks. Its catchy tune and light-hearted lyrics struck a chord with audiences, adding a humorous twist to the typical themes of love and relationships in country music.
While this particular song didn’t climb to the top of the charts, it earned a special place in the hearts of many. Its enduring popularity is a testament to the duo’s ability to blend humor with relatable, everyday situations, creating music that is both entertaining and timeless.
The album *Honky Tonk Heroes* itself was well-received, contributing to the duo’s impressive discography. Their collaborations brought them numerous accolades, including Grammy Awards and induction into the Country Music Hall of Fame. Songs like “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” showcase their unique ability to connect with listeners through humor and heartfelt performance.
Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty’s legacy in country music is undisputed, and “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” remains a cherished part of that legacy. It reflects their playful spirit and the genuine affection they shared on and off the stage, making it a memorable piece for both longtime fans and new listeners alike.
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Lyrics
You’re the reason I’m a-ridin’ around on recapped tires
And you’re the reason I’m hangin’ our clothes outside on wires
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
You’re the reason I’ve changed to beer from soda pop
And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
I guess that we won’t ever have everything we need
‘Cause when we get ahead it’s got another mouth to feed
And that’s the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t everythin’, and money ain’t everythin’
But I love you just the same
Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave
And put on a clean pair of pants?
But Loretta, look at yourself
Now I wish you’d take them curlers out of your hair
And go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper
Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway
Considerin’ everything that I went through today
I look like a movie star
Yeah, Ruth Buzzie
Thank yee
Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway
Oh, they did, huh? What about the ones that’s bald?
Well, I guess you might say they took after me